This is dumb.
What you should've don't was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call "trauma smoke bombs" for the next protest
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I'm not grasping?
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls ...
What is the bait?
Classic shitpost.
Found the Trump voter
Beware the certainty of youth.
Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
Whether they "look bad" depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.
I have a small, 3" urn of my mom's ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn't mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom's urn.
Slava Ukraini!
I kinda thought Bernie write-in was the only good option in 2016. Not that I understand how anything works
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don't fuck yourself over
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma's fascist ashes down the toilet.
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Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn't worth the plumbing bill lol.
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Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing... AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!!
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I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
I'm really sorry. π₯
Sorry for what? That my mother voted for Trump, went so far down the Q Anon hole that she publicly spewed anti vaccine propaganda, ultimately caught a bad case of Covid while having basically all of the high risk morbidity issues, barely managed to survive, then spend the last 2 years of her life as basically an invalid and ultimately die surrounded by garbage and dog shit?
Yeah, sorry that all that happened to you. Sorry that your mom wasn't a better person. Sorry that you had to lose her in that manner. Sorry that she was dumb and/or brainwashed enough to essentially sign her own death certificate. Sorry she didn't have the mental strength to get help. And last but not least sorry that you had to clean up a house full of garbage and dog shit. I'm sorry she wasn't a better mom. Nobody deserves that. :(
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I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.
Maybe he did, but granny is taking all the praise by blocking the view.
Conservatives are so narcissistic!
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Instant Nazi* Grandmaβ’ -- Just Add (Toilet) Water!
Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.
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Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that
When the hot sauce is too spicy and you shit straight ash.
Hell yeah I'd do this_
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going
Dirt goes in dirt hole
That's right, it goes in the square hole!
Sudden nazi grandpa revenge - clogged pipes
That's commitment to the bit I guess.
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