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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

1: How do I tell the new voices apart from the old ones?

2: Should I report things that should be alive, but aren't?

3: How do I know it's the stars moving and not the Earth?

4: W̶͈̬̙̼̌̇͘h̴̡͒̇͌͝ą̸̯̝̇̉͂t̴͓͠ ̸̥͕̼̪̓͋d̶̬̝͗̂o̵͇̟̳̥͋̒̿ ̷͓͎̠̾̂̅̍y̷̛̝͍̫̣͒͌o̷̞̾ȕ̷͓̫͙̂ ̵̣̙͎̝̿̏m̶̠̝̩̮͐ẻ̶̯̤̦͂͠a̷̟̣̤̍ͅn̴͇̫̖̠̂ ̵̫̯̜͍̉͋̇̀"̵̙͊̔͛J̴͕̙͇̮̾̓͊͝O̶̺̓͐͌̄I̴͕̤̪̘͘Ň̶̥̦͓͑͜ ̶̮̱̑U̸̧̯̼̻͂̚S̴͙͑"̶̧̙͍̭͌̀͂?̴̝͍͉͋̎͊

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

toolatetoolatetoolateTOOLATETOOLATE

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Rejoice - For being witness of such wondrous miracle
  2. Run - Go towards the void, there's no point in resistance
  3. Reject - Yŏ̼̱ͫ́u̓͛͂̇͞͞r̘ͧ̂ ḿ̠͌͂ͦ͡ŏ͎ͪ̌͜rt͙ͥ̾̈͞a̬͕͌̒̈́ͨl̗͐͑ s̥͙̔̍͒̕h̗ͥͬ͒͡el̢̟̈́̿́l̰̫͛̔́̐,͈͗ͯ y̼̣̔̌́̎ő͚̜̎̀u'̡̪̉̐̔r̫̤̂̍̉̐e̺̽͒ n̢ͭ̏ͯ̓͠o̞ͬ̋ͤ͝w ò̺̹ͫ̎ͤn̬̑̽ě͔ͫ w̙͖̏͗́iţ̠̎̏̄ḧ̻́͗͊̈́̚ t̼̃ͤh̢̽͗̃̊͜e̞͎̋̐̒ v̢̮̅ͬͤ͌ö̜̻́ͨͪ̕i̇͝d͕͛̓
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

REFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEtheVoicesREFUSEREFUSEREFUSEREFUSEREFUSE

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I'd just go in. How much wor̴̨̜͊s̸̨̹̔̅ë̵̛̜́ ċ̸̛̝̌̿̚͝a̸̢̫͈̫̭͑̏͑͌n̶̲̰͚͉̹̕ t̶̯̦̫̀͑̑̅̓̅̽͂h̴̢̄́̅̆̋̃į̷̭͕̠̖̜͝ñ̶̻̬̐̑̓́g̸̩̪̼̈͒͜ͅs̵̛̱̮̹͍̤͍̉̀̅͝ ģ̶̨̹͎͔͍̄̀̂̾̄́̃͗͗̓͆͆̊̋̏̀͒̿͒́͊̒̍̊̆̅̅͊̇̌̏̅͂̃͋̒̈͗͒̄̆̅̾͂̓͐̾̿̽͊̏̊͐́͂̃͗͌̍̔̑̂̎̃̕̕̕̕͠͠͝͝͝͠͝e̵̻̫̎͌̒͜t̶̨̨̛̛̗͇̮͖̬͎̤̼̜̻̻̩̤͓̹͎̥̱̦̰̲̥͚̫̹̳̞͚̯͉͇͎̬̠̩̳͖̼̤̲̯̜͚̞̲͈̖̺̝̱̭̬͙̻́͌̏͋̽̆͂͑͋̿͋̈́͊̉̀̃̒͌̆̋̌̃͒͑͑͊̅͋̎̉́̀͐̚̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅ

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 8 points 3 hours ago

vXwCrpS5KU1X8ar.jpg Where do I sign up?

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

RIP in peace Grass@sh.itjust.works! We hardly knew ye. :(

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I should play Control again, this seems like a poster they'd have on the wall.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Look, I’m just excited for all the jobs the void is going to bring

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I thought you were supposed to simultaneously scream and stare into the void

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

No, that’s the abyss

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Do not listen, do report if something that shouldn't be alive is doing alive-stuff (just staring is ok, though), so stare at the stars often enough to notice if they start to move.

None of that disallows the stuff you want to do. Just be careful.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Dont lose yourself screaming into the void. Be courteous with your screams. Share the void with others and remember everything in moderation.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Don't go into the light. IT'S A TRAP

Don't report anything. IT'S A TRAP

be quiet, be very, very quiet

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I have no idea what you're talking about, OP, but I like the way you say it!

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 3 hours ago

It just asks for blood... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, the void is fun, go play with it, don't be afraid.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Help. I'm im the void. What should I do ?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Reported for 2) Should not be alive