Two glasses of chocolate milk at the same time

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Two glasses of chocolate milk at the same time

One day, your desires will devour you
Fun story...
Back in the late 90s, several friends and I were doing the extreme Frisbee thing. An hour or so of just running around like the idiots we were, full tilt.
We stop and hit up the gas station at the corner. Most of us pick up things like Gatorade or soda etc... Not Dave.
This legend grabs 2 fucking jugs, about a gallon in total between them, of full fat chocolate milk.
We get to the check out, pay for the batch. Most of us start drinking right there because we're absurdly thirsty.
Dave pounds down both jugs immediately... Not even stopping for breath.
You likely see this coming.... We all did. Slow motion car crash...
Up it comes without delay. Just 1/2/3...
Chocolate milk
Chocolate milk
..... Chocolate milk.
The attendant for the shop got a $150 tip that day.
Dave was the best.
Hell yeah Dave
I'm not lactose intolerant, but after 2 glasses my stomach is like, calm down their buddy. I'd down a whole gallon if I could.
1 man 2 cups
moth does not like the taste of milk. or the idea of it either.
And the third wish: Hoping the tummy ache goes away fast because you just drank way too much choccy mjölk
tjoccy mjölk :(
but u need the choccy mjölk to wash down the câke!
(happy cake day!)
Patently untrue.
We desire to drink directly from the jug.

Can confirm, though 'tis the season to start temporarily substituting eggnog for the choccy milk.
You skipped Apple cider season!
Thank you for not putting ice in it like advertisements often do.
Put 4 shots of espresso in them then yes.
That’s why I order a mocha. It’s chocky milk and no one can accuse you of not being an adult.
I’m definitely known to dabble in some chocolate milk
aw gosh I never realized I could fantasize about a second one 🫠
Not always true. Give me regular milk or give me water. Never had any interest in chocolate milk.
By regular you mean human, right? Sure would be weird to drink the secretions from other animals' udders.
HERETIC!
Yes, and I do so lol But now I'm of the age where the second fantasy has to stay a fantasy or my fantasy of still fitting into my pants will be what remains a fantasy...
That’s chai, bro.
don't call me bro, pal
I buy a gallon of whole milk and when it is about half gone I'll buy a half gallon of chocolate milk and pour that into the gallon container. I MADE a gallon of chocolate milk.
Not me, but I could reasonably qualify as not a man.