Welcome to !shitposting@lemmy.today - a place for memes, shitposts, absurdity, cursed images, low-effort masterpieces, and whatever other internet garbage makes you laugh.
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Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complexβyou blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.
Stating objective facts isn't really a roast...
It is when you're the kind of person that nobody around you will ever tell you the truth because they're too afraid of losing out on the money you have access to.
little toothless honestly.
Oooo eat a bag of dicks is an oldie but a goodie
It's a daily driver in Seattle.
Don't make me like Grok
I miss Kim Dotcom.