this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2026
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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] fpslem@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

I would, in all seriousness, start looking for new counsel the moment I saw that shit on the wall.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Does he come in wearing this shirt?

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 74 points 1 day ago (3 children)

At least it's not a bored ape.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

I'd rather have a Concerned Ape.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And there's no yacht club.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

ark club you say

[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

The club must have some standards, then

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

It's a board ape... which I'm not convinced is better

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Ai slop, probably based on the following;

[–] notabot@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago

I've seen the poster text around for a long time, and the image is so generic it could have come from anywhere. Yours is a plausible "inspiration", but humanized chimps have been a thing fir a long time too.

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems like the original was actually created with that exact image, at least according to KnowYourMeme:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fight-like-youre-the-third-monkey-on-the-ramp-to-noahs-ark-and-brother-its-startin-to-rain

The original post is from 2026 though so that version could have very well been AI generated, but to me it gives off less AI generated vibes and more "some dude photobashing some art he found together"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

I've had the original image in my hard drive since ~2012.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Strangely reminds me of Doc Martin.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

For the unaware:

[–] Isbjerg@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

It's the ears...

"Is there anyone here who has a genuine medical problem?"

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Must be the Top Dog law office

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Top Monkey Law

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

The Third Monkey would make a great mystery title.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

And then fight like the other male monkey was too strong for you to take on, so you shoved the female off the ramp and you and your monkey bro get to go on the ark together and there are no drawbacks to that arrangement as far as you can see.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would Noah bring a third monkey and not let it on?

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The lions gotta eat, maybe the monkey is just fighting for passenger status instead of cargo

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Monkeys! Bring a sword!