Big Cheese doesn't want you to know this, but there's a trick where you can still eat some cheeses while lactose intolerant, even without pills.

Some cheeses have very low lactose, even though they don't advertise it. My brother is lactose intolerant but eats plenty of Emmental and he's fine.

The trick is to look at the sugar content when you buy cheese. If it's zero or close to it then you are much more likely to be fine after eating it. That's because lactose is a sugar!

Of course, not every country or every place selling cheese marks it this way, but it's a neat trick when you can use it.

With how many people out there are lactose intolerant, you'd think they'd have found a way to make cheese substitutes actually taste like cheese, or at least good, by now. Been trying to cut cheese from my diet recently for other reasons and have yet to find fake cheese that doesn't have a terrible taste and worse texture.

Sometimes it's worth the pain.

You know that you can buy lactase enzyme to be able to digest lactose?

I can't eat a whole slice of cheesecake without quite a bit of suffering, but I can eat half a slice and save the other half to eat the next day, and be fine.

Lactose intolerance will not take cheesecake away from me.

I’m allergic to milk, so similar thing, but:

At least you figured out what causes your issue. I still haven’t figured out mine. I pretty much eat the same thing and I’m mostly good but sometimes I’m not.

Lactaid 🤤 The macros go crazy

This is the cow taking its revenge for all the rape

I always say that for me, consuming dairy is a sin, and its punishment is severe and instant.

Edit; I fear no gods though. Only my guts.

My friend showing up to my cheesesteak party without first informing me of his lactose intolerance.

My problem is I rarely drink milk but when I do I instantly chug half a liter and gastric ragnarok ensues.

So just stop? Especially for the poor exploited cows.

This is me this morning after my wife made mashed potato for dinner. Ive had barely any carbs in months and then this morning it was like a solid log coming out requiring a midway flush so the work toilet wouldnt clog, then followed by soft post-shit clenching to tighten my anus back up

Posting with shit in the toilet

FTFY

If you triple commit for two weeks your body will adjust and start to digest lactose.

They make medicine you can take before you eat dairy, ya dingus!

This will be me when it finally gets me, I can't kick the dairy.