toilet: "Who's champin' for a clampin'?"
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2026
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I remember somebody asked a question, like, if you had a sentient toilet, would you prefer that it hated being a toilet, or that it loved being a toilet?
This one obviously loves it.
If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.
I cann see 3 faces, one with the rolls as eyes, one with the rubber stops on the lid and the one in the bowl.
And now I don't know which one the title is about.
Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.
Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.
Oh interesting I was thinking of a double reverse windmill but I like where your head’s at
It does have a certain muppetness to it, huh?
Witness me!