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Anthem lyrics (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by inari@piefed.zip to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] dsilverz@catodon.rocks 1 points 2 hours ago

At least in the case of the Brazilian one, it'd be more closer to "bosom" than "boob".

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 87 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am much disappoint. Looking it up, I find that Brazil has four songs: the national anthem, the anthem of the republic, the flag anthem, and the anthem of independence. None of them mention boobs, and one of them does mention blood.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 46 points 3 days ago (7 children)

That's not boobs. Every translation that I found had it as "bosom" in English, referring to the chest area. I mean, maybe some people have liberty in their tiddies, but that seems unusual.

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Freedom is a feminine word in Portuguese. We sing about being in freedom's tit. Stop twisting our anthem.

[–] soupcon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago (4 children)

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/portuguese-english/seio has breast as the first translation.

Also, even in English, "bosom" is generally taken to be the polite way to say breast 99% of the time even if it /can/ mean the chest area. I think you're just being contrarian.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

'bosom' is unisex tho, men have chests too, but not boobies

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Freedom is a feminine word in Portuguese. We sing about being in freedom's tit. Stop twisting our anthem.

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[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

because the common use of it nowadays means "breasts", the lyrics were written over a hundred years ago, that does not mean that that was the most common usage at the time or the intended one

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And the second is heart, which is much more fitting in the context.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're not contrarian, bosom can refer to breasts but that's not the only definition. I'm pretty sure it's not even the primary definition for the majority of the word's existence.

I don't really want to link a bible site but take your pick and search for the word. 50+ references and it rarely meant boobs. It meant...the area of hugging. How could a man put his hands between his tits? Cradling a child is holding it in your bosom. A baby doesn't suck milk from bosoms.

Bosom meant the chest area even if it generally only used to mean breasts nowadays.

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have never heard the word bosom refer to anything but boobs. Its like a polite term for titties.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

It's used quite often to mean chest. It's a fill in for saying "breast", which is usually meaning "inside one's chest, near to their heart".

There's a quote attributed to Albert Einstein though I found no source to which is "Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools", which shows this application.

Shakespear also has Isabella say in Measure for Measure, act 2 scene 2 "Go to your bosom: knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.", which seems most accurately to be describing the chest more vaguely.

I think that these two show how 'in [one's] bosom' often poetically means 'near [one's] heart", or 'close to [one's] chest'. The chest isn't the point of sentence, it's more a reference point for describing the actual subject location.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Battle Hymn of the Republic mentions Jesus's boobs, then.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 7 points 2 days ago (10 children)

The translation is wrong. I don't know where that anthem comes but in french, sein means core. In its "sein" means at its core, deeply rooted

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[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

You mean my unsourced internet meme was misleading, uninformed, or otherwise inaccurate? The idea of it! Next you'll tell me not to form an opinion on headlines alone!

I think more boobs would be good in most national anthems

[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Austrian anthem doesn't mention blood anywhere. It mentions "heart", as in "in the heart of Europe"

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 10 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Yep, unless they count Austrias "secret anthem" by Reinhardt Fendrich - I am from Austria, which references blood.

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does this imply that some anthems ironically mention boobs?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The state flag of Virginia has boobs on it, also an active call for violence. Not the same, but its in the spirit of the post.

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 days ago (12 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thought verse two was: “Play ball!”

[–] plateee@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, it's "Gentleman, start your engines!!"

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

True americans know that it's...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBYdJjcoo4A

The most patrioticly american moment ever on television.

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[–] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I heard that we were able to identify spies because of this. Apparently they were taught the full anthem whereas Americans do not recite the full one. It's funny to imagine these spies thinking they're absolutely killing it and the Americans looking at each other like "we gotta get rid of them, huh".

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The full length is the poem, the anthem is just the first verse.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The only blood in the Australian national anthem is the blood dripping from my ears after listening to it

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The US National Anthem is the only one in the whole world that mentions bombs.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The only one that explicitly mentions them, yep. It's a recounting of the british attack on a US fort during the war of 1812, which was attacked by, among other things, british bomb ships (mortar carriers). The actual bombs being referenced would be called shells in the modern era. Interestingly many others refer to guns and cannons and incoming fire and etc. as well; China's makes explicit reference to being shelled (tho as I have had it explained, it's also a bit of quite clever wordplay: 冒着敌人的炮火,前进 can mean both "withstand their (physical) guns/cannons" and "stand up in the face of their (metaphorical) aggression")

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[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Where does the Star Spangled Banner mention blood?

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3rd stanza. In school I think we never went beyond the first stanza.

Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution

metal asf

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do the other verses count if nobody knows them?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I legitimately thought they were bullshiting until I went and looked it up. In my 40-some years on planet earth, I have never heard anyone sing the song beyond the first stanza. The song having multiple stanzas has never even been brought up.

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[–] Harmonics041@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Welsh national anthem mentions blood

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[–] reader@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

good thing there's no new Zealand

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Australia is the only anthem who mentions how girt we are

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