Oh fuck yes. God I'm gonna cum
Where's the champagne, get ready
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Dont celebrate yet. The worst might still be ahead
The Best is yet TO COME! ~
He has access to the best doctors in the world, so dont get your hopes up.
He's probably going to do some star wars emperor shit
They'll juice him up like when he had COVID
His face is gonna rot off and underneath will be a Terminator skeleton and his trumpees are just gonna clap and slob.
Install the first ai botnet in his skull and merge it with his consciousness and watch him do some 40k emperor shit and live forever, except Trump'll still be able to talk :(
Six ambulances, motherfuckers. SUCK IT, TREBEK.
I don’t drink but I can imagine the lines at tue package store on that day will be long.
JFDA
My wife works with the elderly. Her current client is a 96 year old man who only has a few days to live due to colon cancer. It's a hard job and has taken a toll on my wife even if she puts on a brave face. I will say, she is stronger than me. I couldn't deal with something like that and I consider myself a tough guy.
Point is. TRUMP IS 80 MOTHERTRUCKING YEARS OLD! What is it was America and electing geriatrics!
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So he’ll be dead soon? Right? What a fun day that’ll be!
I feel once he’s been dead 5 minutes they’ll simply do anything but admit his natural death. They’ll say someone broke in and assassinated him to make him look like a victim and cause some kind of uprising.
Don't even say that.
Or did he just mean he's a different kind of drug addict?
Lies ,lies,lies or maybe .......
Even thinking there a reason to mention that you don't give tips to law enforcement reveals a LOT.
Not that that's new information, but having to consciously remember not to break a law that's beyond common sense is saying more than his supporters want to have to cover up.