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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Then its back to black jack and hookers, atleast those will be cheaper

hookers
those will be cheaper

I volunteer! I'm cheap. Working at Valve AND getting to be a hooker? I'll do it for free :3 /s

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 55 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

My guy.

They already profit on loot boxes

Child gambling

unfinished products

AI slop

Extortionate DLC programs

Pre orders

Season passes

How else has GabeN been funding his son's racing career. Those Aston Martins aren't cheap.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 15 hours ago

AI slop

I'd like to be clear what you're referring to, because I only know two things Valve is allowing in that regard

  1. Games using GenAI are allowed on steam, but disclosure is required, which is a position I appreciate.
  2. Steam hosts promotion events organized by third parties, where banners are displayed, a special page is available, and a lot of games go on sale - in those events (and AFAIK, none of Valve's own events) promotional art is displayed that is submitted by those third parties, and sometimes has blatant GenAI use

Is there something else I'm unaware of? Because otherwise I guess it's a matter of where you draw the line, because I'd still consider Steam the best platform available, and have to agree to disagree.

[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The point is that it could be worse, considerably worse. Yes, I know, the standards are low nowadays.

[–] TeaWithDani@lemmy.world 2 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

As long as it stays private, it really doesn't matter. Enshitification comes from public stockholdership, venture capital or private equity trying to get insane returns on overpriced assets.

They make 30% of the gross sales on their platform... nobody prints money like Valve does.

For reference, stores refuse Amex because they take 1%-2% more than Visa/Mastercard on gross sales. Steam takes 30% and nobody gives a shit. lol

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 125 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

Just for the young’ns here, the image in the post is from a late 90s cartoon called Recess. Show is about a bunch of elementary schoolers and the one thing they look forward to at school: recess. They basically have roving kid gangs on the playground. Preschoolers are depicted as godless heathen barbarians not to be messed with. It’s a fantastic cartoon.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah... that explanation was helpful to me because I'm... young...

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I am also super young, fellow kids. 6-7 or whatever, right?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 5 hours ago

*dabs mournfully*

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

paging Chris Hansen

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 13 hours ago

I'm Juuuust old enough to remember this cartoon, but was too young to really watch it

[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Loved that show back in the day. Your link might be borked, tho

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Whoops!! I thought I pasted an IMDB link.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

I've always pondered what should be the contingencies if, eventually, Steam enshittifies because Gabe is gone. I would need a huge storage data to locally store the installation files.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 0 points 1 hour ago

Accept the impermanence of all things and repurchase your entire steam library like a bitch-ass consumer. Or find a cheaper hobby, like yacht racing

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 20 points 16 hours ago

Support good competitors like GoG

[–] sneaky@r.nf 1 points 17 hours ago

Would there be a lot of roadblocks to installing them without the steam client?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 58 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_Newell
https://www.pcgamer.com/gabe-newells-son-thinks-valve-needs-to-try-something-scary/

It's more probably Doug Lombardi or Scott Lynch (COO?) that would take the reigns. Or it would probably turn into a co-op to be honest.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 40 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

multiplayer company ownership

[–] boatswain@infosec.pub 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

FYI it's "reins", not "reigns".

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago

Rain it in there buddy

[–] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Employee owned (like John Lewis and Richer Sounds) or customer owned (like the supermarket)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Too many customers to be customer owned

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Not with a Steam customer lottery democracy. Randomly selecting like 10,000 Steam users transparently (that can be figured out later) and then have them work together to help run the company better than Gabe ever could. Also they would be swapped out yearly.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

...

So valve have spent their entire time carefully selecting co workers, empowering them to do whatever they want, and your idea is to give it to a random bunch of strangers?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 13 hours ago

Yes! It worked in Ancient Athens!

[–] hornedfiend@sopuli.xyz 10 points 21 hours ago

let's hope they won't turn it into an extraction shooter.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 22 hours ago

I think that would be best, like bobs red mill.

[–] fuckemiquit@lemmy.zip 7 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

If it actually got bad - would physical media come back full-force? Or would GOG be the go too?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Probably GoG, itch.io, or just direct sales. A lot of companies aren’t set up for physical distribution, aren’t big enough to get their product into the retail channels, and/or would have a hard time selling internationally. Steam didn’t invent digital game sales, they just made it a little easier. I think the first game I bought online was around 2000 or 2001. It was DX-Ball 2 from Longbow Digital Arts (RIP Seumas McNally), along with a screensaver I loved that they’ve open sourced and I wish I could get it running on macOS and Linux. I was still in high school and didn’t have a credit card, so I paid using a postal money order. If developers were selling directly in the ’90s they can make it work again.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Forgive my ignorance, and I might come off as snobby.

I see itch.io referenced often as an alternate game store but all I see on there are games that are super amateurish like a few notches above 2000s flash games. Am I not looking hard enough or are people happy playing those kinds of games?

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Everyone can upload their game to itch, so there are a lot of bad games, and some very good ones.

[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

GOG is always the go-to. Steam only if you can't wait to play it or its multi-player.

[–] Seralth@piefed.seralth.com 14 points 19 hours ago

Gog feels like it's one step form becoming a enshittified corporate hellscape half the time. And only by virtue of not having a dominant market position keeping it in check enough to not let it self go to shit.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 19 hours ago

Oh yeah let me just pull entire factory tooling and logistical supply chains out of my hat.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I seriously doubt his son would not care about gaming. I'd have to hope Gabe has raised his kids to be as non-greedy as he is. He is one of the most ethical billionaires - probably the most ethical billionaire - that I know of 🤣

Edit: also if you're that rich in one industry you should be investing into others or setting up new businesses - no?

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 11 points 13 hours ago

There's no such thing as an ethical billionaire. Just because you like his monopoly does not mean he's a good dude.

[–] BlackSwan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 13 hours ago

Never forget that Valve is single handedly responsible for Lootboxes being a thing having introduced them into TF2 and then CS:GO