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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

Not matter where go, there you are.

[–] rhinestones@europe.pub -3 points 4 hours ago

As a wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

god has smiled upon me

[–] orenj@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You will be struck by a meteor, but you can avoid this fate by renouncing the evils of genAI and divorcing somebody. It doesnt have to be your own partner.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Origin story on becoming a notary.

[–] NewDark@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

good to know

[–] jjj@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

All your actions can do is delay the inevitable or make it worse. Within the next 5==-4.;;; hours, you will still be alive, but you will have taken a shit. Good luck dear reader, for you

[–] hobata@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] goldenbough@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know

You realize that life goes fast

It's hard to make the good things last

You realize the sun doesn't go down

It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning

'round

Don't mind someone's criticism if you wouldn't take their advice.

You should know we've been trying to reach you for some time about your car's extended warrant. To avoid this fate please locate the reset button in your simulated reality, press and hold for three seconds before stating the shape the rebooted environment will take and release the button. It's very important that you do not flig the loompture or woogle the sauren. Normal service should resume after the universe reboots.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You will be doomed to take a false constructed reality as objective. The bourgeoisie shall use this mistake to control you, feeding you lies. You will not realise that your ontology is built on capitalist lies, for you will not question the axioms upon which your worldview rests.

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago
[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dog will find you and lick your face when you least expect it.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

50 years from now the dog shows up like poppins in always sunny and gets them some kisses

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

TV and the internet will be replaced by one thing that is worse than both combined

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago
[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] poolcritter@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Outlook (New) not so good either.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Death. As any mortal shall know. You will grow to learn the weary aches of age. You will grow to know the aches of watching an ignorant people repeatedly stab themselves in the foot. You will know the pain of dying alone.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mindfulness and equanimity.

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago