this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

We need some more firewood.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You got beans in that pot?

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

Anything for upvotes

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I have a lot of fond memories sitting around fire pits like those.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Tainted meat!

[–] rhinestones@europe.pub -5 points 6 hours ago

As wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

I'm sitting by a space heater in a camper with my dogs, so it's pretty fitting.

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago

Thank you for the campfire. I'll bundle up in my blanket and doom scroll more soon.

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Let me tell you the Story about the great shitpostwar, a long long time ago...

[–] Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world 29 points 21 hours ago
[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 27 points 22 hours ago

Ah fuck the smoke keeps finding me goddamnit fuck

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hold up just a second. Does that grill go up and over to get placed on the fire? I want one.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago

How else do you boil your fire?

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 42yeah@eviltoast.org 2 points 11 hours ago

Time for some marshmallows!

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 12 points 23 hours ago

...this is nice.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Please update card information for campfire rest period DLC.

[–] WappleFF27@feddit.online 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Progressively upgrading my camping kit so that I can have a full cast iron camp cooking setup and enjoy coffee, eggs and bacon in the mountains.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 2 hours ago

I hope you turned your runes into strength if you're gonna carry a full cast iron kit

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Know any good camp songs?

Oh you'll never go to heaven...

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You should remove everything after the ? in your hyperlink. You’re letting people see who you are.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

Fixed, thanks homie

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 21 hours ago

Hmm, I'd call that a nursery rhyme...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

... but you're still hungry.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 22 hours ago

I lit our chimney today for the first time in the season! Just for the looks, it was like 11C outside...