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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 32 minutes ago

I thought the lantern flys are less of a problem stateside now? I thought the intial problem was spiders and other jawns didnt know they could eat them, but now they are eating the lantern flys?

[–] meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 104 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

Fyi, that's an invasive spotted lanternfly, which often infest the invasive Tree of Heaven.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I went and checked where this fellow had his natural habitat (so I wouldnt kill it if it had its habitat where I lived), it is invasive in everywhere but china apparently, so feel free to crush em if you are in europe or whatever.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 hours ago

In America.

But not everyone lives in the USA

I had a 30' tall tree of heaven with about a 1' diameter trunk fall over in a storm and land on my used school bus (aka a skoolie). The bus was completely undamaged, not even scratched anywhere. Those things grow really fast but they're very light, basically balsa wood.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So THAT'S the bug I've been seeing everywhere this year! I don't recall ever seeing them before, and suddenly there's a ton.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, stomp the shit out of those fuckers

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 51 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, but why did they have to draw it so cute? :(

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 7 points 12 hours ago

The 4th instar is really neat!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago

And they jump like jerks. I don't know how else to describe it.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I suppose they must infest something else too? Or they wouldn't be a problem?

[–] magi093@l.tta.wtf 13 points 20 hours ago

They also screw with grapevines, hops, and other trees: https://dec.ny.gov/nature/animals-fish-plants/spotted-lanternfly

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)
  • Slap it
  • Suck it
  • Fuck it
  • Smoke it
[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

Mention of the fabled crack pipe apple!? :o

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

“Get down, turn around, go to town, boot scootin’ boogie.”

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I added 4 more steps afterwards silly! Do I need to explain further?

  • Slap the pussy
  • Suck the dick
  • Fuck the pussy
  • Smoke the cigarette

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Slap the pussy Suck the pussy Fuck the pussy Smoke the pussy

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

That one Scary Movie 6 moment:

[–] How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

Great PSA. Don't think I have them where I live but we do have Tree of Heaven