This looks amazing though
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First time I ate over at my husband's, he gave me an entire rib eye and nothing else. This is when I learned about boy dinner.
I once saw a guy eat an entire pound of ground beef. Just some pan fried ground beef with salt and pepper. Nothing else, just pure boy kibble
I am stealing that expression.
When I went away to college, my mom would mail me cooked ground beef.
Did she have it refrigerated & sent with ice packs? If not, eew, major health code violation & I assume you didn't die of worms since you're here to tell a story about how thoughtful your mom is.
Yes, ice packs and one giant zip lock of 4 pounds of meat. I don't really know why she did it, I had a job and money. I did eat it and it was nice though. Poured it into a bowl and microwaved it.
He put pepper on the macaroni, he truly went all-out
Where's the bread crumbs?
He used that to make the tenders.
This protein, carbs and fat. The full set.
My wife would be thrilled. This is her jam. But gotta have the ranch.
I mean, if it was hand battered and fried and the mac wasn't kraft but actually put together, then it's a pretty nice meal. Add some vegetables.
No vegetables!
I’d guess the breading was hand done. Bit uneven thickness. Mac sauce looks just about perfect.
Assumed this was Annie’s Mac and Cheese from the color and some random frozen chicken tenders from Costco at first, but the breading looks homemade.
Nice weeknight meal!
I do not get people enjoying Annie's.
I think it’s fine for boxed Mac. What don’t you like about it?
So is Annie's OK? Is Annie's OK? Is it OK from Annie's?
Ha I feel like I’m missing the joke

what the hell is the fork for?
The whiskey.
Now we're talking!
Aside from the lack of veggies, I fail to see the issue here.
All the veggies are contaminated now. This is health food.
Cheese is a vegetable.

He's not wrong, doesn't make it any less delicious!
If the cheese and meat is good, then this is a really nice dinner. Add a simple salad to that and its perfect.
The super salad for me, please.
The only thing wrong with this meal is the lack of ranch dressing.
This is a boy dinner not a girl dinner
And he didn't burn down his house???
Idk dude sounds like a keeper to me. Tried his best, no paper plates, cooked well, house still intact and I assume his digits aren't cooked as well. Nice!
Also, mac&cheese can be fancied up a LOT.
My fanciest before I actually took culinary classes was when I was a teenager. I had leftover baked salmon in the fridge. I flaked it while it was still cold, made some Kraft mac n cheese, and folded in the salmon just before serving, and a side of roasted broccoli (seasoned with salt and pepper). Still one of my most successful meals that I served when I was a teenager - zero complaints from the family.
That breaded fried... meat? chimken? something?- looks fantastic actually, that came out really good. This plate should be really tasty! I would personally at minimum add some mud/swamp native veggies like probably some yellow/white onion finely chopped slowly glazed? I get all my veggies from dinner and sadly, this plate will not supply me with my 200g minimum.
looks pretty good to me.
So, how many years have you been married to your husband?