Ah fuck. I really thought that was AI first time I saw it.
Sigh.
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Can we please, as a society, stop pretending this guy is not dumb as a sack of pig shit?
It is a loyalty test. Fascists do this to weed out people who are not loyal.
I've never not done that. I was under the impression that he's the dumbest motherfucker alive, but tens of millions of dumbass motherfuckers still are falling for his stupid bullshit after ten years of widespread exposure of what a dumb motherfucker he is, so I guess those dumb motherfuckers must be dumber than this dumb motherfucker.
Nothing in this world has convinced me to drastically lower my expectations of the intelligence of the average person more than the continued popularity of Donald Trump
I’m about thirty years ahead of you there.
Yeah, getting rid of the foreign names completely and totally is definitely the play.
Other places that will need a name change (with suggested names:
- New York - New North America
- New Hampshire - New North North America
- New Jersey - New North East America
- Washington, District of Columbia (DC) - Washington, District of America (DOA)
- New York City - New North America City, District of America
- Virginia (named for Br*tain's Queen Elizabeth I) - Trumpia
- North/South Carolina (Names for Br*tain's King Charles I) - North/South Trumpolina
- Florida (Spanish for "Flowerery) - Ivanka (the "flower" of Trump's eye)
- Mar-a-lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") - Melania (so people start calling it "Melania Face" when they refer to Mar-a-lago face)
And SO many more!!!
(I hope the /s is obvious)
EDIT: my buddy, who's an even harder troll than me dropped the suggestion we rename DC to:
"Washington, The Holy District of Our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ Redeemer of All Nations"
(No abbreviations, and it is a felony to reference the place without saying the whole thing every time)
Wasn’t this an Onion article just a few months ago?
Pickles and onions are the only vegetables he eats so that checks out.
Likely some satire site
There must be some new criminal bullshit he’s up to.. enjoy the distraction everyone!
Wait until he learns about Amerigo Vespucci.
Why is he still alive?
Free gov health care
Being president gets you top-tier health care, even as many of your constituents are struggling to get any healthcare at all. COVID would have gotten him if not for treatment he received, and who knows what he’s being treated for now.
Because the only three named guy who's tried to rectify that had shitty fucking aim, and I assume security has ramped up since.
Never gonna happen.