Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he's asleep...
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2026
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It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.
He's just gonna barf on your carpet real quick and be right back.
My cat just barfs on the bed.
I may be overthinking it but this gives me "AI generated trying to look like photoshop" vibes. There's some weird distortion in top half that actually slants the panels but that could just be a particularly avant-garde kind of deep frying.
It's slanted by 0.25° which is fucking wild. I love it.
Mine won't chill on the bed, mine insists laying on me lol it just sucks if you need to get back up, because then you'll feel bad!
You gotta lay on your side or stomach and make a cat bed with your legs creating a back"lap" or reverse lap
Your one ankle should be nestled over the other to close the loop
Looks exactly like my Ollie... He'll be back, but will probably poke my face with his cold wet nose before settling back down between my feet.
OP farted in their sleep and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.
They don’t care about that. They will hang out at your feet while you’re taking a shit.
Or on bang the door to be let in to sit at your feet in the bathroom
my cat hates when i cough
I shut my bedroom door so my cats can't get in.
Yeah my cats would be welcome to stay if they wouldn't attack my toes while I'm sleeping, but they do
You need a duvet
I already use a duvet, good idea though
Is it too thin maybe? I dont get how they can get at your feet, mine's like a giant cloud of air that makes the floor (bedspread) all ocean for them with muh feet well obfuscated
My cat does this when I start rolling around too much, but he just goes under the bed until I get up.
She just stays<3