this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2026
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[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Aw man! What am I supposed to do with all this worthless cash? I wanted drugs. :(

[–] uncharted076@fedinsfw.app 59 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Enjoy your new 4GB of ram!

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

but google said I could buy UP to 8 gigs of ram

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 32 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yea, if you purchased it 2 hours ago, enjoy your 2 gig of ram

[–] python@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

1 gig of ram you say? what a steal!

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

"Nobody will ever need more than 640k of Ram."

Bill Gates in 1981, again in 2028.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It's that stuff you download to make your computer run faster.

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

"My" computer? Man I haven't heard that phrase in a bit. In 2028, everything is rented now. They actually confiscated everyone's ram, even the ram from Grammy's 1995 workstation.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

yep, and if you send in all that money right now, you can get 512 whole megabytes of it.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 points 13 minutes ago

it's 256 megabytes now

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 1 hour ago

Baby don't hurt me

[–] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 hours ago

i think this photo is older than me haha

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You should send this image to the police whose auction it was, they'll be happy for you!

Find any coke?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 11 points 1 hour ago

Find any coke?

Will Pepsi do?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io -3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I see a $20 and a bunch of $1s, you should turn that into the police.

[–] fartington@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

I don’t think people got the joke.