Needs a python horse in there.
Probably something about "why build a horse when you can just import horse from field?"
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026
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"The horse turns out perfectly average, but boy it can't run"
horse()
When I first saw this comic I was a relatively new COBOL programmer. It felt accurate.
I am now my employer's senior COBOL dev. It still feels accurate.
That's because it's already so old, it can't get older.
PHP is a vampire.
The LISP parentheses are not equally balanced. There are more ( than ).
Exactly 6 more.
)))))) There, the horse is contained now.
That's a little reductive but but... sure.
Sounds like you have a future in network news 😉