PHP is dead, learn Brainfuck
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026
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Brainfuck? You need our Lord and savior, HolyC
So glad to see that Python finally made it big in 2022
Python was an even bigger mess in 2022 than it was in 2010. The version control hellscape intensifies with the more things there are to have version incompatibilities with.
It's thanks to Django and Flask paving the way in 2003 and 2010 respectively.
I’m out of the loop what’s up with PHP this time?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2Shell
This, I'm guessing. A couple of new high impact vulnerabilities.
Also missing: React Node.js Vue.js Spring boot Ajax jQuery Probably like 15 others I'm forgetting
Fuck me, if my choice is between five flavours of Javascript, I'd rather use PHP. I'm developing a QML application and having to work around that abomination that the clinically insane want to call "arrays" in Javascript makes me want to fucking die. There's also a QList type implemented by QML. It doesn't help. Array.isArray(qlist) returns false.
Knockout js bro
BackboneJS, MarionetteJS