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Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3
Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j)
I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude.
Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller

Dang, that one looks like a third leg.
Well? Do they?
No. Dad's is bigger. 😶🌫️
And who uses theirs the best?

Do they each know that you're dating the other one?
Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?
Number of simultaneous participants.
Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I've literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome
Love triangle is different, and usually context is competitive non-dating and usually in a monogamous context.
A "love triangle" is different from a "triangle".
A love triangle is what we see in movies from Hollywood, most commonly with two guys fighting over winning a girl or something.
A triangle, when it comes to ENM, is when all three people sleep together.
Whereas a triad (ENM term, again) ~~would~~ could be like three people (persons A, B, and C), all living alone. Look at the arrows in the picture, those are the relationships. A and B are in a relationship, but all three are not in a relationship.
The way to think about it is, with three people in a triad, there are only three relationships. With a triangle (or another shape where everybody's in a relationship, like a quad) you add an extra relationship count for the group itself. So for a triangle (or whatever people want to call it if they want to differentiate) where it is threesomes and they all travel as a pack, there are four relationships: each couple and the group itself.
And to make it more complicated, the shapes aren't necessarily closed: some or all of them can have other relationships, sometimes even different types, too. Like three people living and in a group relationship, and person A is simultaneously in a different trianlge or triad, and person C might have basically just a fuck buddy, or even just a cuddle partner, like if that cuddle partner has really really similar high compatibility emotionally but not sexually.
ENM is great.
Edit: Remember, for it to be ethical (the E in ENM), everybody has to be informed and give explicit consent. And anytime a change is made, you really should renegotiate the entire setup. Communication is everything. It's much better to over communicate than under communicate, because we live in a world where monogamy and monogamy's RULES are the assumed expectations in agreements.
My partners and I generally will schedule weekly RADAR check ins, and as time goes on, reduce how often we do them as needed.
That's a lot of labels and definitions
Yeah sorry bit of tmi, it's been a weird day
All the attention for you
Btw, if Colloidal is harassing you, you should absolutely report them
what oh
You can't just dangle a question like that, having the answer, and then not share.
I wasn't wondering about that at all. But now I am.
Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).
The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.
I'm curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!
Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612
Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417
Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn't there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?
- Hey, I heard you married a twin?
- That's right.
- How do you tell them apart?
- Her brother has a mustache.
Hey, welcome back, violet! Hope you’re feeling better!
Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?
I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you're doing well.
Sometimes the sister's dick can be better too...
I've seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else.
:thinking:
I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!
She said it's a V not a triangle. Dad and son are not involved with each other.
Father and son are Eskimo brothers.