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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, welcome back Violet.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j)

[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Dang, that one looks like a third leg.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No. Dad's is bigger. 😶‍🌫️

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And who uses theirs the best?

[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do they each know that you're dating the other one?

[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Number of simultaneous participants.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I've literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Love triangle is different, and usually context is competitive non-dating and usually in a monogamous context.

A "love triangle" is different from a "triangle".

A love triangle is what we see in movies from Hollywood, most commonly with two guys fighting over winning a girl or something.

A triangle, when it comes to ENM, is when all three people sleep together.

Whereas a triad (ENM term, again) ~~would~~ could be like three people (persons A, B, and C), all living alone. Look at the arrows in the picture, those are the relationships. A and B are in a relationship, but all three are not in a relationship.

The way to think about it is, with three people in a triad, there are only three relationships. With a triangle (or another shape where everybody's in a relationship, like a quad) you add an extra relationship count for the group itself. So for a triangle (or whatever people want to call it if they want to differentiate) where it is threesomes and they all travel as a pack, there are four relationships: each couple and the group itself.

And to make it more complicated, the shapes aren't necessarily closed: some or all of them can have other relationships, sometimes even different types, too. Like three people living and in a group relationship, and person A is simultaneously in a different trianlge or triad, and person C might have basically just a fuck buddy, or even just a cuddle partner, like if that cuddle partner has really really similar high compatibility emotionally but not sexually.

ENM is great.

Edit: Remember, for it to be ethical (the E in ENM), everybody has to be informed and give explicit consent. And anytime a change is made, you really should renegotiate the entire setup. Communication is everything. It's much better to over communicate than under communicate, because we live in a world where monogamy and monogamy's RULES are the assumed expectations in agreements.

My partners and I generally will schedule weekly RADAR check ins, and as time goes on, reduce how often we do them as needed.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a lot of labels and definitions

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah sorry bit of tmi, it's been a weird day

All the attention for you

Btw, if Colloidal is harassing you, you should absolutely report them

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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

You can't just dangle a question like that, having the answer, and then not share.

I wasn't wondering about that at all. But now I am.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).

The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.

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[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!

[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn't there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

- Hey, I heard you married a twin?

- That's right.

- How do you tell them apart?

- Her brother has a mustache.

Hey, welcome back, violet! Hope you’re feeling better!

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you're doing well.

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes the sister's dick can be better too...

[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else.

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She said it's a V not a triangle. Dad and son are not involved with each other.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Father and son are Eskimo brothers.

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