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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

so I was going to steal this as per meme rules and I looked up Jorb as part of my shitpost theft research and came across this https://jorbsociety.org/

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Don't forget to feed the Jorse bean stroganoff

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I always wonders about the jorts. I guess I've never seen th earlier in their life cycle but that probably cause I'm a city slicker

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

oh good I don't need to write this comment

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I feel personally targeted by this, since the pseudonym that I utilise for all my various corporate "points" cards is the real-sounding human name of Jorb Korbson

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

I am interested in your religion and would like some literature.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

Jorb... Finds a way

[–] MrWrinkles@leminal.space 3 points 7 hours ago

Never look a jorb horth in the mouth

[–] Klear@piefed.world 12 points 11 hours ago
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 hours ago

Horse and jorse need to switch

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Nature is ~~metal~~ denim.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

makes sense

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

A jorse is a jorse of course of course