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Show me what slimed you. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] wingnut@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Why'd you have to say slimed. D:

[–] john_tech@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago


The moon. That's not ominous at all

[–] Drag00n@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

[–] IsaacscatNala@lemmy.ca 16 points 23 hours ago

[–] AyD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago

[–] demonquark@lemmy.ml 4 points 19 hours ago

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pleasepleasepleaseplease Girls kissing

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Death by snusnu?

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Happiness

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 21 hours ago

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Fair

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 6 points 21 hours ago

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

It's running much cooler now 😎

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Run through by rodent halberdier

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

hmm

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Swallowing it doesn't kill you, it's the exit that causes the traumatic bleeding

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

I printed a replacement for the missing Hyundai hatch handle insert thingy that apparently is a known issue on Hyundais.

I'm not sure how it managed to kill me, though. I guess I'll get my fingers stuck in there and bleed to death

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Fire. It’s fire. This sounds painful.

[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Killed by a beautiful cloud formation... I can think of worse ways to go.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

[–] ARMADILLOMANIA@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

[–] TruePe4rl@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago

[–] ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz 12 points 1 day ago

Oh fuck...

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

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[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not a fan of this. All sorts of potentially identifying information comes from photo metadata, not to mention profiling.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I'm really curious what kind of degenerate stuff you have been saving on your phone.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't assume.

[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Assume. Don't assume. Assume makes an ass of u and me

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 19 hours ago

Idk, autocorrect on a multilingual keyboard. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] EldestMalk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

John Baisley from Baroness playing for Mastodon.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Noooo! He would never! Did I get purged?

[–] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

Fox :o

[–] wings@lemmy.rimfaxe.net 10 points 1 day ago

[–] acute_kernel_panic@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

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