You're not fooling me. That's a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2026
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i just want to hear from her again :(
Hmmm now where’s my spud cannon of luck…?
Woah, hey, are we adding potatoes into the usual Lemmy corn/beans mix?
Is that... Allowed? Will I get defederated?
i REALLY need this
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Nice
Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Tuber acknowledged
I see a newt in that potato, you lie.
Or maybe I drank too much.
Still see a newt
All glory to the hypnotato... of luck!
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa's obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes...
Please.
Please.
Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
Don't need it
Get the peeler out guys.
Potato recognizes potato 🥔
You know what, fuck it, I'm pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you.....
I saw you post and it gave me hope, this is your good news moment.
I, too, am desperate for good news
Is this like those email chains from the 2000s era when they say things like "forward this to everyone in your contacts for good luck" and then spend 5 paragraphs telling you about all the horrendous and grotesque things that will befall you if you don't forward it to everyone in your contacts?
The original pre-Internet chain letters were even better. Some promised good fortune of you continued the chain, and horrible consequences if you didn't, but often they were money making schemes. You would receive a list of names, and you would send a dime, or a dollar, to the name at the top of the list, remove that name, and put your own at the bottom. If everyone stuck with the chain, and sent the money, then eventually your name would rise to the top of the list, and money would start pouring into your mailbox. Theoretically.
Most states made them illegal.
I knew it!
can I make a baked potato outta it?
So this is Yukon Gold
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it's probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
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All hail the potato
I prefer to pronounce it potato myself, but you do you.
Please potato help me
I am a potato believer, I am here to save your skin.
How can I help.
Golden potato don't let me down
Given its November soon, im gonna need all the help I can get. Hi potato
Got to love golden potatoes. So lucky and tasty.
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