Thank U Mr potate
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2026
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The sight of the potato of luck fills you with determination.
[[BSHOT]]ato acknowledged
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I
JUST NEED
THAT LITTLE,
[[POTATO]]
Y O U HAVE
🥔
You're not fooling me. That's a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.
I like good news, it's good!
!potatoism@lemmy.world
Can I shove the potato of luck up my ass?
Only if you want to.
i just want to hear from her again :(
Hmmm now where’s my spud cannon of luck…?
Woah, hey, are we adding potatoes into the usual Lemmy corn/beans mix?
Is that... Allowed? Will I get defederated?
i REALLY need this
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Nice
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa's obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes...
Please.
Please.
Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
Tuber acknowledged
You know what, fuck it, I'm pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you.....
I saw you post and it gave me hope, this is your good news moment.
I, too, am desperate for good news
All glory to the hypnotato... of luck!
I see a newt in that potato, you lie.
Or maybe I drank too much.
Still see a newt
can I make a baked potato outta it?
Don't need it
Get the peeler out guys.
So this is Yukon Gold
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it's probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
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Potato recognizes potato 🥔
Is this like those email chains from the 2000s era when they say things like "forward this to everyone in your contacts for good luck" and then spend 5 paragraphs telling you about all the horrendous and grotesque things that will befall you if you don't forward it to everyone in your contacts?
The original pre-Internet chain letters were even better. Some promised good fortune of you continued the chain, and horrible consequences if you didn't, but often they were money making schemes. You would receive a list of names, and you would send a dime, or a dollar, to the name at the top of the list, remove that name, and put your own at the bottom. If everyone stuck with the chain, and sent the money, then eventually your name would rise to the top of the list, and money would start pouring into your mailbox. Theoretically.
Most states made them illegal.
Given its November soon, im gonna need all the help I can get. Hi potato
I knew it!
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