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How about we start with our actual territories first?
Puerto Rico - 51
US Virgin Islands - 52
Guam - 53
American Samoa - 54
Northern Mariana Islands - 55
DC too
DC first imo
I think we all know what he thinks of those places.
Hey, he loves the Virgin Islands, he's been there on several occasions. Well, one particular island.
How about giving those independence as a start to dismantling the banana republic?
Every few months Trump throws a dart at the globe and wherever it lands is the 51st state
Gulf of America's 51st state.
When it hits a body of water, he slaps "America" on it instead.
Lmao does he get what that would entail? Like what the actual fuck.
Of course he doesn't, but envisioning millions of Venezuelans becoming US citizens overnight and the possible unforeseen ripple effects of such a thing is very funny.
They'd probably get the US Territory treatment though, not statehood
Can't have them voting in federal elections.
How many 51st states can one ompa lumpa make? You'd think that there is only one 51st state but I guess all is possible when you are pedo enough.
Pirate nation
Hey, don’t compare these ruthless thieves with proud pirates that often tried to build egalitarian societies.
He probably likes this film
Epstein island as the 51 state!
I think the Venezuelans would have a genuine communist revolt if that came to a vote
Ojalá.
He calls every country that now.
Novo Ordo Seclorum
He must really think that "50 states are good but 51 is gooder" and keeps saying this because he thinks it's a good thing
droompf thinking anything is an overstatement
This is never going to happen for a variety of reasons, but if it somehow did, I think it would play out almost exactly the way napoleon’s invasion and occupation of Spain did. You have the imperial forces tied up in the east while a puppet government is set up to rule. The citizens, unhappy with this, would rise up in the form of guerrilla warfare and slowly drain the occupying forces of resources and men while the main attention is elsewhere.
Venezuela didn't even want to join Grand Columbia. Doubt they'd want to join the US.
