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this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2026
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Bloody good, that is, innit?
The stance of the skater looks like he's skating goofy and setting up for a fakie backside 180 heel flip or fakie inward heel. Difficult to tell from a single frame.
Anyway, those tricks could easily end up with him getting credit carded by the board, which would explain the toiletpapir.
Thank you for your expert analysis. 🫡
You see? Beautiful comments like this are why I keep opening lemmy. ❤️
Credit Card Swiper, NO swiping!
Eat fiber and get a bidet
How does that work, does the water turn red when you're clean? /s
Well, that, and you feel your skin down there getting inflated like a water balloon. That's when the real red hits.
You've seen Poltergeist, right?
Thanks for the tips, I have the same problem.
or wiped too hard.
Had the same issue the other day ate a can of beans about it
Ironically, for me, the cheap stuff always seems to work way better than name-brand, which doesn't even seem to have this feature most of the time.
Even the cheap stuff is part of the Big TP scam. Tree leaves already do this naturally, for free. It’s almost as if they were designed that way ✝️😉
Definitely the same experience I have
Bidet life
“It’s not clean til it bleeds” My co-worker