I'd love to get a sex change. I'll take "none" to "some", thank you very much.
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Somehow pansexual orgies and shariah law simultaneously are in effect as of this moment.
Welcome back ...the ottoman empire??
NSFW, 18th century illustrated painting of an ottoman orgy
That's because it doesn't count if you keep your shirt on.
It's not gay if only our dick and butthole touch
Stacking, not just for Smurfs.
Aw fuck boys we’ve really done it now haven’t we
Sorry bud you can only get gay orgies that way.
I don't love a bunch of cis people posting shit like this when the 4 anti-trans ballot measures in Arizona, Colorado, and Washington all are about to be passed, including a college level bathroom ban in Arizona. It's very tone deaf when trans rights (especially for minors) literally lost in a historic blue election.
thank you for saying this - it's definitely quashing much of the enthusiasm I have for yesterday's results. A historic blue wave coinciding with continued restriction of our rights in states previously thought "safe" makes me think there will not be much resistance to continued jettisoning of trans rights from the Democratic party.
There is an under appreciation for how many Democrat voters are still white Christians, or in lesser numbers Muslims and immigrants who are conservative but recognize the Republicans as an existential threat. Much of the Blue wave is still people who were gullible enough to believe Trump and that mess but have remembered how to read and do math enough to recognize that the Republicans are hurting them personally and the US in general.
Yeah I want to be happy, and I am for a lot of places, Texas turning blue has the opportunity to reverse so many of their state level anti-trans laws, a bunch of trans candidates won in red state legislatures, and we had a good number of very vocal trans-allies win in the national elections. But its all very soured by the 4 anti-trans ballot measures that seem likely to pass, the election of extremely transphobic dems like turek and kaptur, and vocal transphobes like acton winning the governorship. The gains for trans rights in red states are exciting, but at the same time a lot of blue states had the opposite.
So many of these bigotry laws will end up hurting cis girls too (and in larger numbers). People are really stupid.
I get the point you're making, and it is true, but at the same time there's a propensity for people to focus on how cis people are impacted by transphobic legislation in a way that tends to minimize the impact it has on the trans people its actually targeting. The reason these ballot measures are bad is because they're discrimination and segregation of trans people. While cis girls will also be impacted by them, the anti-trans laws aren't bad because they're implemented in a way that also hurts cis people, they're bad because trans kids being barred from sports with their peers and from the necessary medical care they need.
(Also this comment isn't to attack you in any way, its just worth thinking about how stuff like this is talked about imo)
I agree with both of you - the real focus should be the damage to trans people, but the impact on cis girls is a valuable talking point that can make some people realize that they are hurting their own to spite the other.
A completely fair point.
It's going to take at least two decades to begin to fix the education issue that lead to that outcome
hey so uh... you dont have to be a republican to get the mandatory bottom surgery right? and its the magic conservative fear mongering kind where you walk out same day fully healed with a working pussy and ffs? cool cool. and which way to the pansexual orgies again?
Your state appointed femboy will give you your orgy assigned after the surgery
ah. sorry. yes. you do need to be a republican.
this was a democratic party win, not a magical fairy godmother actual-good-person win.
I need some bottom surgery as my bottom is too big and needs to be reduced.
Im sorry, bottom reduction surgery was prohibited thanks to a sustained campaign by sir mix-a-lot
Do I get to receive the surgeries even if I’m not a republican? :3
Just to pretend to be one. You already probably spent a lot of time pretending to be your assigned gender anyway, what's a little more pretending for a bit of gender euphoria?
Bottom surgery at the price of a maga hat.
No, sorry. this was the dnc not the iww.
Better not send the kids to school tomorrow, teachers can now determine whether they get sex change surgeries in the nurse’s office, depending on how they pee pee in the litter box set out in the middle of the classroom.
The litter boxes are back on the menu boys!
you can't set the litter box in the middle if the classroom. it has to be at the front, where students are already meant to be looking.
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Assalamu Alaikum!
Ladies and gentlemen, and I don’t mean two groups of people, welcome to the new world order…
actually its theydies and gentlethems now. binary gender is illegal.
Yeah, this they/them needs to be sent to gender reeducation camp. I guess those will be pretty crowded soon.
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But what if I want the MS-13 gang member to come over for tea and stuff??
oh. if you want a free ms13 sex change just sit back and wait for a free taxi! they'll bring weed too!
LFG!
they'll ruin your chairs sitting on them wrong. just be aware of that.
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