This only further confirms what we all knew already, that all billionaire are cheating scum with very low morals, no exceptions.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2026
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of all things, this is what pops the ai bubble?
Well, on the positive side - at least it appears there is someone in Trump's orbit who isn't a pedophile.
How old was she?
talk about looking on the bright side, holy fuck
Don't be so sure, how old was the model?
Now hold on, how old is she?
Does she look really realllllly young?
Sorry, I'm just not ready to accept that even one of them isn't a paedo!!!
She's in her 40s, and she looks like she's in her 40s.
She looks good for 40s, but yes. A 40 year old that takes care of herself.
fair warning to everyone. Do not go on duckduckgo and search "Jensen Huang spy mistress" and click on images to see if you can see what she looks like unless you have safe search turned on. Idk what the fuck is wrong with DDG but the results are just a bunch of actual porn for some reason.
If I become a porn star, my stage name would be “Jensen Hung.”
Everyone should assume NVIDIA cards are compromised now. That supply chain is fucked.
This isn't in defense of Nvidia (not by a goddamn long-shot: I haven't bought an Nvidia product in 20 fucking years), but everyone should assume everything new enough to contain an IME or AMD PSP is compromised.
Frankly, even if you stick with older hardware, the only way to be sure would be to build your own computer from scratch using discrete logic and then boostrapping your own custom C toolchain on it to cross-compile for your real computer in order to avoid the Ken Thompson hack.
AMD ftw!
That leather jack brings all the spies to the yard, huh?
My black leather brings all the spies to the yard, my illegally delivered computer chips are better than yours!
lol what if she bought it for him and said he looked good in it hahaha
I can teach you, but I have to charge
Curious where this goes.
It’s not just pillow talk about state secrets, in this situation she has leverage to ruin his family and cause billions of stock market losses to Nvidia, which he has a duty to protect.
This was a highly exploitable situation.
Dude was so high on his own supply he thought a lady would actually be into a weird, dumpy, married guy.
Of all those three things he's mostly weird and dumpy tho.
Lol. Lmao, even.
Naw bro. Jensen needs a full fucking airlift
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Most expensive lay ever.
I think that 'honour' belongs to Jeff Bezos
His new wife is kind of, not attractive. I don't get it, his ex is a good person, and pretty. His new wife, I don't want to say she looks mannish, but it's more than that, she's not what would be considered attractive to anyone interested in natural beauty rather than plastic surgery.
You answered it yourself. He's into the plastic surgery.
... so far.
Didn't drop enough. Good forbidden tail should have been more.
Shares-shmares. Let millionaires care about this shit.
do you not have any shares at all?
Do you? Recommend land. Soil doesn't stop working after a solar flare.
Property taxes are a bitch though.
Proof of ownership might.
Of course not.
62% of Americans "own stocks," mostly through retirement-program index funds. Nvidia is about 7% of the S&P 500, so it follows that most Americans do, in fact, own shares of Nvidia, whether they know it or not. If you have a 401k, you probably have to go out of your way to avoid it.
So, shouldn't it be discussed in the "62%Americans" community? Why "technology"? It is inner-US socio-economical theme.
I'll take this one for the team though.