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Bro was really throwing his Huang around.
if there was one affair on Monday, 2 on Wednesday, by Friday there will be 4. In about 2 months he'll have had an affair with everyone on the whole planet and then some!
Good thing we now have the technology to spin up arbitrary numbers of additional chatbots for him to have affairs with.
Hey I’ll have an affair with him if it’ll get me a cheap video card
affairs Georg is an outlier
things we have to assure the alien civilizations that are observing us of before first contact.
A second affair just hit the Huang?
Man, he must be slinging state secrets like gogurt
Just hit the dong... ahem... I will see myself out.
So far!
What happened now?
A second affair
ANOTHER HONEYPOT HAS HIT THE TIMELINE!!!
This one is with a VP. So the unethical thing is he was banging his direct report. There's an HR policy.
Ahahaha, will he follow up with the second sincere apology to his wife and kids
While T-Posing.
Sounds like he might actually lose the gig. No way he ever faces charges tho.
He also needs to apologize to his mistresses now for cheating on each of them with the other.
Brilliant OP!
Yeah I'm sure he slayed a ton of women at his company. But the problem is he's a founder so if they toss him out now what? It's going to go the way of Apple. Once Jobs died Apple became a piece of shit. Oh look we have pretty color cell phones let's charge an extra $100. Is that what nvidia's going to do? Oh look we have server racks that are 13 different colors.
Not that I have an answer to that question, but I suppose one would have to gain a better understanding on just how important Jensen Huang was and is for NVIDIA's success in terms of the circular financing deals and pushing its products to all kinds of companies.