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submitted 3 hours ago by Varesti@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 2 points 13 minutes ago (1 children)

...and plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

[–] emb@lemmy.world 6 points 49 minutes ago (2 children)

Love how I have no idea which word the 2nd person is changing pronunciation for

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

Better be on the safe side and do both 😁

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 minutes ago

Vole-canoes obviously.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

I like it. It was there all the time just like "man's laughter", but I never saw it until now.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 minutes ago

I learned that one from the Liam Neeson Naked Gun movie 😁

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

The things we use to see should be pronounced ee-yes.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I think it needs to be more accessible. (It's a good one though)

Guy 1: "The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes"

Guy 2: "I'm gonna pronounce it like that now"

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Guy 1: "Kay nose?

Guy 2: "Vol ka news"

[–] DioMylo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

kaynose?

[–] phi0@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

Vol cuh nooz