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[–] jcs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

A long time ago in a synapse far far away in another corner of my brain:

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] trashboat@midwest.social 10 points 18 hours ago
[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 8 points 18 hours ago

You should use 94011, way more secure.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As someone whose first job was a grocery store cashier, this was great. Funny enough, I still remember this 1 code since we are now forced to use self checkouts. Still works!

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Works for steak and OTC medications too.

[–] spiffynova@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Big same. When I quit the grocery store some 20 years ago, I immediately deleted all those codes from my memory. But this one remains.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wow. That is a very obscure reference but I got it.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 129 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it's 4011. Not sure if it's a global standard.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

Idk about register code, but if you weigh them yourself, bananas are #1 in at least 2 chains here

[–] elfin8er@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Ah, thanks. I thought it was loss.

[–] f314@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

It is the PLU code used for bananas in grocery stores. The PLU code is the code the cashier punches in before weighing the produce to get the correct price.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think that's because 4011 is a cool number for bananas /s

No jk, I don't know

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't.

::: spoiler Spoiler
In the US and likely elsewhere, 4011 is the scale/cash register code for non-organic bananas sold by weight.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

And a bit of added ⁴⁰K, just for the extra authenticity.

[–] Randomocity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Organic bananas is just 94011

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

Or anything in Burlingame, California.

I used to randomly punch in the non-organic code for the organic bananas just cuz

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[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It’s the produce code for bananas. Probably one of the most widely known as people also use it to steal at grocery stores at self checkout.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

My mind is reeling from the idea that there's universal codes. I would have imagined that every retailer maintained their own inventory and codes.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's not stealing if it's from a multi billion dollar corporation.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

No, they just jack up the prices for the rest of us so their executive bonuses don't change.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So we all gotta steal more. Need help?

[–] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Some neighborhoods tried, shops ended up closing, causing a lot of problems for the community. The corpos won't make it easy to pull one over on them.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Obvs more complicated than that, but generally.

And like, if you can't get groceries in your neighborhood; just organize raids into more affluent ones?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (8 children)

Yes, but that will just end in violence among ourselves fighting for the last can of beans. I'm all for sticking it to big corp, but innocent people can't get hurt in the crossfire.

Forcing a store to close only make the underpaid staff jobless. The execs can go open up shop somewhere else, or have enough of a financial cushion to not give a fuck and retire.

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never considered using it to price other items! Don't got that stealing mindset, I guess.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 23 hours ago

My mindset is that if you're going to steal, make it worth it, not risk getting a record and banned from local stores because of few dollars.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you focus on the background you see a disturbing ball sack.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI said you can dewrinkle that ballsack with a steamer or an iron!

...would that not work?

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