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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s a pen-

No wait, it’s a Jewish space laser

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It looks like a ball to me. Let's call it the Ballstar.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

$300M the last I checked. Probably pass a Billion before completion.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

That's the goal! Bring in all the best "donors"!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Does this mean that there is some reclusive Vietnam veteran with mystical powers meeting some geeky young kid in a run down trailer park in the deserts of Arizona and they'll pair up with a truck driving privateer and his huge overly hairy former wrestling superstar that mumbles a lot, in their 18 wheeled highway tractor trailer they call the Centennial Turkey.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like the version of Spaceballs I never even knew I wanted but hot diggity, my nipples are hard in anticipation of the full release.

I don’t even care if you need to use AI to make it happen, but I promise if you make this idea into a movie, it’ll break YouTube.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

TIL I've been spelling aerial wrong and that the Whitehouse is in a dense forest

[–] momocchi@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

No they’re just telling you the photo is real

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

those are privacy trees. the camera adds them to cover up pooping people

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

The more you know...