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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

He's having a stronk, call a bondulance

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 4 points 6 days ago

I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it...

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!

Right out of the horse's mouth.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry but do you grammar?

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought c/aneurysmposting

That might be it. I was guessing since it's not one I subscribe to.

[–] bobsuruncle@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not me right? I'm not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bisby@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You had a stroke because your mom cancelled your WoW sub?

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This was a direct quote from Trump.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Source? I want to hear him say the word salad.

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham's line in Welcome to the Internet - "Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids."

As far as I know, it hasn't become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.

pretty much. they try these things one toe at a time and see what actually gets blowback

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's okay, this text showed me how it'd feel to be dyslexic

Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's just a mash up of conservative buzz words. It's not a proper sentence

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Ikr? I haven’t even had any drugs and I can’t make sense of memes?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Brain worms giving you problems?

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Would horse dewormer help in this case or is that medical advice ?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For a shitposting community, it's amazing how many people here don't understand shitposts at all.

thx, yeah I think yeah I gotta remember to try my shitposts somewhere else. but that's why we try em out

[–] maus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could have just ... not written that.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Just bringing broke back

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He said it best. Thanks, pardner 🤠

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I thought LLMs were better than this.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my stronk 😔

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You'll have to add a couple of instances of "dang ol'" on your own to make that work.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.

ETA the obligatory "the fuck you talkin' about, man‽"

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago