c/IHadAStroke ?
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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I thought c/aneurysmposting
That might be it. I was guessing since it's not one I subscribe to.
It's not me right? I'm not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.
totally not me:
You had a stroke because your mom cancelled your WoW sub?
REMOTE UP CORNHOLIO
This was a direct quote from Trump.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Source? I want to hear him say the word salad.
I've been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham's line in Welcome to the Internet - "Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids."
As far as I know, it hasn't become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.
pretty much. they try these things one toe at a time and see what actually gets blowback
I'm dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?
It's okay, this text showed me how it'd feel to be dyslexic
Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.
I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post
I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma.
I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.
Brain worms giving you problems?
Would horse dewormer help in this case or is that medical advice ?
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
For a shitposting community, it's amazing how many people here don't understand shitposts at all.
thx, yeah I think yeah I gotta remember to try my shitposts somewhere else. but that's why we try em out
Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.
You could have just ... not written that.
Just bringing broke back
What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying
It's a post on Aneurysmposting where the joke is conservatives using a bunch of buzzwords in order to shift the conversation away from Trump fascism, poking fun at both their tactics and their general lack of mental competence.
He said it best. Thanks, pardner 🤠
He's having a stronk, call a bondulance
I thought LLMs were better than this.
Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.
You'll have to add a couple of instances of "dang ol'" on your own to make that work.
Bondulance?
my stronk 😔
I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it...
Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!
Right out of the horse's mouth.
Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.
ETA the obligatory "the fuck you talkin' about, man‽"
I'm sorry but do you grammar?
Hell yeah brother!!!!
What?