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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

It should go on a diet of worms

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fun facts:

  • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
  • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Tiger Shark!

“14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

[–] Serious_Me@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Made entirely of whale.

[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Other animals that should be done like this:
Dung beetle
Shovelnose Guitarfish
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Chicken turtle
Leafy Seadragon
Ice Cream Cone Worm
Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

I feel like a starfish would be a new type of undescribed angel

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Now do Tit.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 week ago

A killer already is.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

I'm trying but it just won't stick!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago