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And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.
Damn how heavy is that sculpture?
Yes
so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher
It should go on a diet of worms
Fun facts:
- If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
- A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes
9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.
What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.
then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months
Tiger Shark!
“14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”
Made entirely of whale.
That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!
Other animals that should be done like this:
Dung beetle
Shovelnose Guitarfish
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Chicken turtle
Leafy Seadragon
Ice Cream Cone Worm
Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)
There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.
I feel like a starfish would be a new type of undescribed angel
Now do Tit.
How bout a Humpback
A killer already is.
I'm trying but it just won't stick!
1:1 size