BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

Valid. Media Manipulation is the name of the game right now, but that's so inefficient. You throw out a bunch of propaganda, and hope something gets traction.

Soon, Data Manipulation will be more important. They'll start tracking all your date points, and soon they'll find something they can manipulate you over. They'll find some obscure crime to leverage you with, like a wrong statement on a Federal form interpreted as a deliberate lie, rather than a confused wrong answer. Or they'll identify patterns, and create laws to make those patterns a crime, and get you on that.

They'll threaten your family, job, your healthcare, your money, your home, your freedom, and they'll eventually get you to dance to their tune.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The only math class I ever enjoyed was a college statistics class which actually made sense to me. So I spent my life reading polls, always checking the sample size and the margin of error, because I knew how important those are to accuracy, etc. But that same knowledge also served to let me know that modern polls are becoming horsehit.

I remember hearing Rush Limbaugh telling his listeners to either refuse to take polls, or to lie on them and say the opposite. He, and others, taught MAGAs to disrespect polls (cuz polls are the enemy of predatory politics).

Also, many of the "pollsters" are MAGA operatives in disguise. Add unreliable pollsters to unreliable respondents, and you end up with a weird poll that doesn't reflect reality at all.

I no longer enjoy tracking polls. Too many of them have been games.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I inherited my grandfather's robber baron fortune, I'm a GENIUS!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If they are told it will make a LOT of money, they will believe literally anything. Then it's up to the rest of us to either work, or sacrifice, to make it happen for them. Likely both.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

LIGHT THE SENTINELS!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That phone was FIRE! No, that's not right...

I threw it INTO a fire! That's what happened. I was really drunk, but I still made that lucid decision. I saw a fire, and thought "You know what belongs in that fire?"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I meant to sharpen my sword! It might as well be a club. Now I'll just be beating people to death all day.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago

And he hired a Defense Secretary who doesn't wash his hands because he doesn't believe in germs because he can't see them, and a Health Secretary that literally eats roadkill that has given him brain parasites.

These people have Medieval educations. It's like they're living in the 12th century.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He'd never be in Gen Pop, not for his own safety, but for theirs. Their just criminals, they don't deserve to have to deal with him around the cell block on the daily. There's a Constitutional amendment against Cruel & Unusual punishment, and having to serve your sentence alongside Donald Trump would be that for sure.

No, throw him in a deep dark dungeon, and if it has to have a window, make the view a golf course that he'll never get to play again.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago

I prefer he go to trial for ALL of his CRIMES, get sentenced consecutively, so it's life in prison, with one death penalty for his war crimes and/or treason, and when he's close to death, put his decrepit ass against the wall and execute him by firing squad (MAGA wants it back).

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 day ago (8 children)

It's not surreal, it's hilarious. Or, it would be if we didn't have a senile old coot running the country, with the help of a simpering staff that kisses his ass every second and tells him he is the smartest human to have ever lived.

No /s, it's actually TRUE.

P.S. That's actually 2 senile old coots in a row, 3 terms of dementia. Who's next? Who's the oldest person in America?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Melania gets it.

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