BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He'd never be in Gen Pop, not for his own safety, but for theirs. Their just criminals, they don't deserve to have to deal with him around the cell block on the daily. There's a Constitutional amendment against Cruel & Unusual punishment, and having to serve your sentence alongside Donald Trump would be that for sure.

No, throw him in a deep dark dungeon, and if it has to have a window, make the view a golf course that he'll never get to play again.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago

I prefer he go to trial for ALL of his CRIMES, get sentenced consecutively, so it's life in prison, with one death penalty for his war crimes and/or treason, and when he's close to death, put his decrepit ass against the wall and execute him by firing squad (MAGA wants it back).

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 day ago (8 children)

It's not surreal, it's hilarious. Or, it would be if we didn't have a senile old coot running the country, with the help of a simpering staff that kisses his ass every second and tells him he is the smartest human to have ever lived.

No /s, it's actually TRUE.

P.S. That's actually 2 senile old coots in a row, 3 terms of dementia. Who's next? Who's the oldest person in America?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Melania gets it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago

No, just another day with Donald Trump as president.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's so stupid, it's called a TEST. Of course it's supposed to be hard. You're just saying that because you couldn't pass it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's sounds tough, I'm not sure I could pass it. I mean, I know what all those animals.are, even a squirrel, but in a test situation, the pressure on? I'm not sure I could identify them all.

And three times? I definitely couldn't pull it off three times. Four animals? Not possible. Three, maybe, but four? C'mon, I'm only human.

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