DiarrheaSommelier

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[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago

Very true. They'll be standing on the gallows arguing which part of their precious Constitution makes their own execution that is currently happening illegal.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most educated people in the USA.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes, there is no path to resolve the problem of the USA that does not go through all-out civil war. Half the country is completely convinced of an entirely fictional reality and are more than willing to die and to kill to defend it. They are well past the point that evidence of any kind can affect them.

The day will come when their god-emperor tells them to kill and die, and they will.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

China cares enough about us to tarrif our agricultural products as a weapon to open up our automotive market.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, there's no way that monster actually wrote it.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

That's the spirit! It isn't the bottom until it's a smoking crater lined with the ashen remains of all the """self-made brilliant real estate investors""".

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Even if we were replacing the US with China (we're not, we're diversifying), it's not a bad replacement. Yes, China is awful in many ways. But they're slowly getting better. The USA, on the other hand, is also awful in many ways and getting way worse incredibly quickly.