I'm concerned you may have taken my reply as a plea. Dear sir, it was not a plea, rather it was a warning. Attempt to obtain her digits (and palms, knuckles, et cetera) and you yourself may be unhanded.
also I'm sorry you're feeling low. post through it til you're sober buddy. This is a good thread.

Ah yes, but our wetnurse is squeamish. Best that we do not trade hands, seems like dreadful business.