Doug

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[โ€“] Doug@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Speed self checkout is a great skill.

Do you bag at the end of everything, or do you sneak your first item into a bag to start? Is there a way to not have coupons ruin the speed as it forces the helper to come take the coupons from you?

[โ€“] Doug@piefed.social 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to crack a joke about being sent to Sam Hell, but I learned it's actually Sam Hill and I've been mishearing it for the word it's meant to be a euphemism for this whole time.

[โ€“] Doug@piefed.social 11 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

And then, to make the non-athletic person feel better about themselves, they show us a skill they themselves have perfected in life.

Surely we've all got that under our belts, right?

For example I can get groceries faster than everyone else at Winco on a Sunday morning; I know the exact route to take through the store to be as economic with my time as possible.

[โ€“] Doug@piefed.social 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

His brother did worse things than pot, he'd be fine with it.

[โ€“] Doug@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

The guy behind me was getting impatient. I was worried things might get hairy.