FoxyFerengi

I lie to people just to be polite. But I don't lie to my friends. But what if they aren't actually my friends and they talk to me just to be polite? But...

It's a spiral that probably won't end until I'm alone

Omg I just won the game! 🌟

Goblin mode is out, opossum mode is in

This community has rules that posts must be links to articles. This post needs to be reported and removed

It's a scene from The Queens Gambit. I think Anya Taylor-Joy just does weird things with her limbs sometimes

This is why nerf darts are strictly banned from my home. It's like they multiply after the first one is lost under a couch cushion

TIL Kate Beckinsale's daughter is dating Robin

Lol! I had it replaced two months ago. Of course now I'm wondering if Safelite runs Black Friday sales

I used to avoid driving at certain times of day because I thought my astigmatism was making it too difficult to see. Turns out it was my windshield! Cost about $400 to to replace

I knew someone that imported a pristine 90s Skyline from Japan to the east coast of the US. In less than a year he flooded the engine. No, not the way you are thinking! I mean he drove through a deep puddle after a hurricane and hydrolocked the engine.

I have extremely sensitive skin, but aluminum antiperspirant has been fine on it. I really get into trouble with aluminum-free brands, especially if they have baking soda in them. I have to say contact dermatitis in the armpit is a unique method of accidental self-torture.

You dumb ravioli!

I'm afraid of the smart ravioli. There's enough smart things trying to sneak into my kitchen, food doesn't need to be one of them