Redjard

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}

*eats peanuts*

I see. That does seem far fetched though, and really only holds any plausability once your ID doesn't match your own claim.

This is because rape implies a crime on a lower class human, while murder assumes you didn't get away with it by default so you must have killed a rich conservative white man.

Yeah but then if they pass your id and agree to the bribery they'll give you the 100$? It's the wrong way around to be bribery.

Bribery needs pass and pay, this is pass or pay. The incentive for the storekeeper is to not sell to you and get the money.

I was already in the middle of posting this to !dontyouknowwhoiam@lemmy.world before seeing the remainder of your post :)

Also this one is not death in general but dying during winter.

How is it related to bribery?

How would you get it past the buttplug?