SARGE

joined 2 years ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The rich fail up and everyone else has to play by the rules or get fucked over.

You're playing by their rules, and it only matters as long as we allow them to not play by the rules.

I bet they'd stop doing it if they got literally ripped into pieces by horses. Or a horse's solar-powered motorized equivalent.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 66 points 2 months ago (17 children)

100% spot on.

It's absolutely a scam designed to extract even more wealth from the poors.

No joke, I've had a car dealership tell me they can't sell me the car I want because my credit score was nonexistent (no credit history in 7 years). I was paying in full, in cash, literally in an envelope in my hand.

Grand total of 8k, all in 100s, super easy to count.

But no, I didn't have a "good enough credit score" so I couldn't buy that car from them, despite having the money to do so.

Mental gymnastics on that one.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 2 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I need a shower after reading that.

A hot one.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Of course teleporters make a copy of the original.

Unless there's a malfunction in the dilithium encabulator matrix, then it would make you some sort of vacant, soulless husk that traps people in pattern buffers for fun in order to try and feel something after multiple lifetimes of torture and pain....

That never happens though.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

A lot of modern people who have no knowledge ~~of how to stack rocks~~ conclude ~~ancient egyptians~~ couldn’t possibly have ~~stacked rocks~~ because they themselves cannot ~~stack rocks~~.

Replace those bits with almost anything and it still works.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

I'm a big fan of "you paid us to remove your shit, you didn't pay us, here's your shit/equivalent of your shit back"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothing ever happens

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago

I mean, by then we had Ronald Reagan, so.....

It's always been a joke.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but line go up fast enough?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 62 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It makes perfect sense when viewed from "the credit companies work with lenders to ensure your credit only rises if you're constantly in more and more debt but still paying it like an obedient little wage slave"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Personally I'm a huge fan of bouncing a ball off a couple of sticks, but you like what you like, eh?

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