SARGE

joined 2 years ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

kick off a civil war

looks around at "detention" camps

looks around at military being moved around in preparation for things

looks around at states invading other states with their own guard members

looks around at civilians being executed on camera in the streets by government-backed SS-style secret police

My brother/sister/non-binary in the flying spaghetti monster, we are there. Whether it's one-sided or not is going to be the real question.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Haha yeah I bet he hasn't pooped in two or thr....... checks conveniently placed paper calendar on the wall

Oh... Oh god....

This decade has been the longest century of my life.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, ad hominem attacks because you can't counter anyone's points.

I see my maga boomer comment was spot on.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You'll go about spouting things as if they are facts, and when questioned you simply hand-wave them away as if checks comments "being old" and "being disabled" are in any way supporting your point.

You sound exactly like my MAGA in-laws.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, capitalism bad, but uhhhhh

You’ll get it if you survive to my age.

OK boomer

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 4 months ago

Please don't, critters live in them thar meadows

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Me, at 7:01 Monday morning:

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think we can all agree it's a good thing at least we don't live in the Berensteen Bears universe.

Fuck that place.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"I was a landlord and I couldn't figure out how to squeeze the tenants for every cent so the meme is entitled garbage" is quite the take, and honestly hilarious given the community it's posted in.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

Oh god I wish

I mean... Uhhhh... Lol funny

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago

8, but I settle into a 9 when I'm in a good mood

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There was once an emergency medical flight coming into the hospital I live next to, but someone noticed that a person had parked dead center of the helipad.

The hospital was undergoing some construction, and the crew was on site at the time.

To my understanding, nobody saw what happened and no cameras caught it, but the car miraculously ended up about 40ft away from where it was parked, with orange-yellow paint scraped along one side and heavy equipment track imprints in the grass next to the pad.

The helicopter was able to land, and someone had to decide whether they wanted to admit to blocking the helipad and try to blame the construction company for damages, or let it go and drive around with a big dent in one side of the car.

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