SARGE

joined 2 years ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A coworker was trying to tell me she clearly intentionally tried to ram him and she watched the video proving it.

Weird, because the videos I've seen all show a cowardly piece of shit trying to block a car so he can justify cold blooded murder.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"yes, obviously that was THE FIRST thing I tried"

system uptime 582 days 23:59:12

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 5 months ago

Remember you can slightly control the circumstances of the person whose name you wrote down, so it's entirely possible to have them become a serial killer and methodically go through their fellow SS until finally dying from being dragged under a flaming bus filled with proud boys and gasoline.

You know, as just a random example.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

The only thing there that should be censored. Fuck r*ddit.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Electronics function better when colder (to a point) so they need to keep the electronics cool.

Instead of large cooling towers and a more enclosed system, a lot are just sucking up cool municipal water, and dumping hot water out wherever they feel like.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think it's more like "you can feel your tongue inside your mouth and nowhere is comfortable" kind of thing.

You can always feel your tongue, but you aren't always aware of it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago

Forgive them

Nah. Just forget them.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

Sprinkle some on your pancakes, it's quite sweet!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Please don't use 3d printed parts in food preparation.

You already have enough microplastics in your brains, and the layer lines are bacterial breeding grounds. (which are less of a concern if you only use it once or twice but is still relevant)

Make sure you get a good coat of leaded paint to make sure none of that is a problem.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

My wife and her dad both have it. This is the first time I've heard anyone link it to ibuprofen.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 26 points 5 months ago

I got an email like this a few weeks ago, and then about 2 minutes later I got a new email with the corrected replacements.

I replied with a screenshot zoomed in on the "candidate name" bit and left it at that. Didn't even get a half-assed "lol sorry Bruh"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

I know my vehicle's limits, other drivers do not.

The second I stopped to think about that for a second when I got my license, I realized that goes for other people too.

Just because the combination of my vehicle and driving could have gotten through that gap, doesn't mean yours can.

So I'll wait, just please actually go when the light changes and you're 3 car lengths into the intersection...

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