SARGE

joined 2 years ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I need a shower after reading that.

A hot one.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Of course teleporters make a copy of the original.

Unless there's a malfunction in the dilithium encabulator matrix, then it would make you some sort of vacant, soulless husk that traps people in pattern buffers for fun in order to try and feel something after multiple lifetimes of torture and pain....

That never happens though.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago

A lot of modern people who have no knowledge ~~of how to stack rocks~~ conclude ~~ancient egyptians~~ couldn’t possibly have ~~stacked rocks~~ because they themselves cannot ~~stack rocks~~.

Replace those bits with almost anything and it still works.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

I'm a big fan of "you paid us to remove your shit, you didn't pay us, here's your shit/equivalent of your shit back"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nothing ever happens

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 4 months ago

I mean, by then we had Ronald Reagan, so.....

It's always been a joke.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but line go up fast enough?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 62 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It makes perfect sense when viewed from "the credit companies work with lenders to ensure your credit only rises if you're constantly in more and more debt but still paying it like an obedient little wage slave"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Personally I'm a huge fan of bouncing a ball off a couple of sticks, but you like what you like, eh?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honey is acidic with a pH of around 4, so it technically corrodes metal if left for prolonged contact.

I make knives and I really want to let one sit in honey for a week to see if it gives it an acid wash.

I have other acids that work much quicker, but I'm having a bit of a giggle at making a pattern-welded steel butter knife and calling it my "Honey Knife"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Because we have knives already in our kitchens, and they don't take up extra space in a drawer that would otherwise go to another more useful utensil.

Also my cheese slicers have all been cheap as shit and snap after a few months, and the nice heavy duty one I had with a replaceable wire got lost in the move earlier this year and they discontinued it and I'm sad.

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