SARGE

joined 2 years ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

Honestly I can go 3 days without playing Rimworld and I've completely forgotten what was happening, and half of my mods are unfamiliar again so I have to start over.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was ranked in the top 10 for pistol kills in modern warfare 3 for over a year and a half.

Then I lost interest in fps games for a few months. Tried to come back and play with some friends, and completely sucked ass.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Smeagol/Gollum wasn't quite a hobbit, according to Tolkien.

So either way, no evil hobbits.

Even Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Flour + water = hardtack

clack clack

:D

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cranial Jettison Disorder is a serious issue.

The French knew how to handle it quite well.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

"Wait what the fuck? Oh so they're being satirical and actually stating the exact opposite?.... Oh. No they're serious. What the fuck?"

-My Internal Thoughts reading this.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

An act that was clearly illegal given that he misrepresented emergency information, and I expect the exact same punishment will be recieved for THIS tampering of things.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

and a gentrified neighborhood I can’t afford to live in anymore.

Gunshots at 2am and random shed fires should make quick work of that problem. I hear those have a way of lowering property value.

Leaving a few broken down vehicles in your front yard is a more legal way, I guess.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

I mean, he was the head of the company that wanted to be making them, of course he predicted they'd be everywhere and tiny.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 6 months ago

until we feel whole.

I mean, I'm down to keep stealing shit until I die.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Uncaring?

You really think they don't care how they ruin people's lives?

Quite the contrary. They relish in the suffering. The cruelty, as always, is the point.

Fuck them sideways with a Guillotine.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Having ridden in Ye Olde Wagons before, this is actually what you should do.

Get out, unload whatever weight you can, and make the wagon as light as possible, then you try to get it out by unburying the wheels and putting something hard for them to roll on.

we had 2x10 boards (and a few small 2x4 chunks) in the wagon and shovels, as the route we were using was through cow pastures and corn fields.

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