Triumph

"Close enough."

There’s a section in the IL constitution that creates a “state guard,” which can be activated by the governor, separate from National Guard.

Get ready for the coup.

Buy a bookmark? For like $5? Use the $5 bill instead, and have some emergency coffee money with your book at all times.

I like that word.

gormless /ˈɡôrmləs/ adjectiveinformal•British English lacking sense or initiative; foolish. "a constantly grinning, rather gormless boy"

Just another radical left DEMONRAT

Bunch of states have the same as MOT, called “inspection”.

I can neither confirm nor deny.

Wait, is he saying that Trump's DoJ bungled the case right out of the blocks by charging Comey with a criminal action that it's elementary to demonstrate didn't even happen? This must be another one of those radical left Demoncrat conspiracies! Or hoaxes! Or nothingburgers!

Why do you think all the generals and admirals have been called to DC next week?

Sophisticated Cat: "I should clean my rifle"

That's a water leak.