abfarid

Is that the Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy theme song from Sponge Bob..?

Good thing I'm not in US.

In this economy? Best I can do is "aspartame papa".

I lie* down.

I'm not dissing every game in the pile, but on average, it's kinda bad. I also have 100s of hours in MC, Rocket League and GTA5/O. But the other games have very negative weights IMO.

Anything beats the pile he has.

Not if it's an inline svg, or a base64 embedded png.

To be fair, Pooh looks like he's never had any sex ever.

Now he has made 4 dad jokes.

I understand that you mean I'm being unnecessarily pedantic, but I feel like in this particular case "everybody" actually has to mean everybody, or else the whole point is moot. There's very little value in saying "some people deserve love" or even "most people deserve love".

But once you add any exceptions, it's no longer "everyone", excluding a good chunk of the population and, for example, the guy in the meme might be from your exception list.