charonn0

At first I thought this was an announcement from Microsoft.

You should cut diagonally. If it makes a sandwich better, imagine what it can do for a novel.

That's what dihydrogen monoxide poisoning does to average IQs.

...are non-US peanut butters less viscous?

I am also that guy, and it was more like 17 years ago.

Reminds me of the old trick on HTML forms where you use CSS to make one of the form fields invisible to humans and reject any submission that filled in that field.

E099: PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE

I sold gmail invitations on ebay.

Man it sure is crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

Surprised the article didn't point out that the "Tim" axis is also pointing in the wrong direction.