hopesdead

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a cousin who immediately got laid off from a machining job at a bike manufacturer. The company went out of business right after they hired him. He got a month to work there.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Me overhearing the conversation: “Someone mention some soda?”

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought this was AI slop when I read about this days ago.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mumbles to himself: This is the fucking stupidest timeline.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 77 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Racial discrimination being outlawed is a form of discrimination? Excuse me. Did I just read that correctly?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

Actually, you are the one who is instigating each time. If you didn’t ask Finster to make a monster or send Puddy Patrollers, the Power Rangers wouldn’t be fighting you.

But you also put Goldar in charge a lot and he wasn’t the brightest person.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Am I misidentifying the person here? Can I say I say that Space Karen here makes me tremble when saying “my child”?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That they were fucking.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 75 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wait, so are the things we suspected true?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I meant Leia and Luke.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s not gonna put a stop to the staged assassination attempts.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Didn’t he also invite his kids?

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